Gordon in the morning: A sordid four-page fantasy
Regular readers of Gordon Smart’s column will be familiar with Blake Fielder-Civil’s plans to dump Amy Winehouse and run off with a “mystery blonde” who may or may not have turned out to be a brunette. So, they’ll be slightly confused today to discover that, erm, actually, he’s planning to dump Amy and run off with a different mystery blonde - or, in the words of Richard White, “Showbiz reporter”: AMY WINEHOUSE’s rat husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL is plotting drug-fuelled sex romps with a woman jai
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